Myers Briggs By Superpowers

readingontheroof:

INFJ: Visions of the future
ESTP: Superhuman strength
INTJ: Immortality
ESFP: Ability to freeze time
INFP: Literary manipulation
ESTJ: Power negation
INTP: Omniscience
ESFJ: Healing powers
ISFJ: Visions of the past
ENTP: Dimensional travel
ISTJ: Photographic memory
ENFP: Reality warping
ISFP: Shape shifting
ENTJ: Mind control
ISTP: Invulnerability
ENFJ: Empathic powers

Woo i have ISTP: Invulnerability 

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OMG this made me laugh so much this 15 year old kid emailed tesco saying he wanted something changed at it was grammatically wrong then he emailed BMW saying their advert was grammatically wrong but BMW bascially said “we arnt changing anything” so he kept emailing BMW the whole exchange is so funny this kid is the antithesis of grammar nazi

http://www.westerndailypress.co.uk/Somerset-student-Albert-Gifford-15-clashes-BMW/story-21243096-detail/story.html

denchgang:

whichversionofyou:

insonniac:

I’m gonna kick this kid’s ass

my auntie is headteacher at the school that this kid goes to and apparently he asked to receive some sort of medal or something in assembly for this

i hope every person he meets goes hey you’re that fucking nerd boy

Omg im sorry im all for people being who they are but come on what really is the point in that? i hate hate hate grammar nazi’s 

denchgang:

whichversionofyou:

insonniac:

I’m gonna kick this kid’s ass

my auntie is headteacher at the school that this kid goes to and apparently he asked to receive some sort of medal or something in assembly for this

i hope every person he meets goes hey you’re that fucking nerd boy

Omg im sorry im all for people being who they are but come on what really is the point in that? i hate hate hate grammar nazi’s 

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I think that a huge problem is people who read comics and don’t understand the point of superheroes, which is to be the best version of yourself. You love Captain America? Well, you know what Captain America would never do? Go online anonymously and shit on a girl for having an opinion.

Brian Michael Bendis, dropping truth bombs in an interview with Vulture (via brynnasaurus)

Bendis ain’t perfect, but in this case, he’s right.

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thisisastrangeworld:

notallthosewhowanderarelost—yet:

magicmumu:

moonblossom:

chenisthebestkitty:

geekdonnatroy:

castayel:

fuchsimeon:

viperpilot:

Well, this is embarrassing

Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.

Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.

….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone. 

Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.

That… is EMBARASSING

the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume

I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*

can someone contact the designer of the porno 

clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.

It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.

The thing that makes me stunned the most is that even the boobs of the porn version are cupped and held in better by her clothing than those of the official thing…

The moment a porn movie treats the boobs of a woman with more subtlety than a big name production, some staff changes are in order.

What both fascinates and disturbs me the most about these is the body language and facial expression.

The “official” TV version looks passive, slightly confused, her pose is sort of ambiguous and floppy. She’s waiting for the viewer to do something before she reacts. The XXX version looks determined and fierce, and is taking literally 0% of your shit.

One of these Wonder Women looks like a sex toy, and it’s not the pornographic one.

Not only does the NBC promo look passive the stance is clearly to jut the breasts outward, whereas the porn promo looks like a battle ready stance. What is this?

that time when the porno was better than the actual thing

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If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you

Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it

Good luck figuring out which one

unknown (via ijiwaru)

Haaa. 

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